I believe this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of geese click here came out from behind a car. They were flying all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe what just occurred. It's so crazy, I feel I'm going to pass out! All of it was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?